Rev. Hyung Jin Moon’s Interesting Story

I heard a story about two churchgoers, who were witnessing, and they were going to the neighborhood, and knocking on doors, witnessing to the neighborhood.

At one house they came to, they knocked on the door, a woman came out, and they explained what they were doing. She was very hostile. She said, “I don’t want to hear any of your religion!” She slammed the door in their face. But miraculously the door flung open again.

There again they looked at each other very puzzled. She said, “You’d better take your foot out of the door. I know you put your foot in the door. I’m going to call the police!” And she slammed the door again. Miraculously again the door swung open again. At this point she said, “I’m going to call the army. You’d better take your foot out of that door!” She went to close that door again, and the two churchgoers said, “Ma’am (Madam), before you do that again, you may want to move your cat!” (Laughter)

Sermon: Being spiritually and physically blessed / August 16th, 2008

Rev. Hyung Jin Moon’s Interesting Story

 

I heard a little story.

Adam was having a conversation with God, and Adam said to God, “God, why did you make the woman so beautiful?” 

God said, “Well, so that you would love her.” 

 And he asked God, “God, why did you make woman so irrational?” 

God answered, “So that she would love a fool like you.” (Laughter).

Sermon: Walking The Way / September 19, 2009

Rev. Hyung Jin Moon’s Interesting Story

We always like to start with something a little interesting. I heard a story about Little Johnny and he was standing in front of the church and it was Veterans’ Day.

He was looking at this huge list of names in front of the church. He was looking at that very perplexed. The pastor came over and asked, “Johnny are you OK? You look very confused.” Johnny asked, “Pastor, what is this list of names doing in front of the church?” The Pastor replied, “These are the brave young men and women who once served and who died in service to their nation and the Lord.”

Little Johnny listened to that and was quite shocked. He looked at the Pastor and said, “Oh my goodness, did they die during the eight o’clock service or the ten o’clock service?”

Sermon:Living For The Lord / September 12, 2009