Rev. Hyung Jin Nim's Interesting Story

Today we have the story of a man who called heaven’s cell phone, and this is the voice mail that he got, “Thank you for calling heaven. I am sorry, all our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now (laughter). However, your prayer is very important to us, and we will answer it in the order that it was received. Please stay on the line.

If you would like to speak to God, press 1 (laughter), Jesus, press 2, The Holy Spirit, press 3. If you would like to hear King David sings a psalm while you are holding, press 4. To find a loved one who has been assigned to heaven, press 5, and then enter his or her social security number followed by the pound sign. If you get a negative response please hang up and try area code 666. For reservations in heaven please enter JOHN 3:16. For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, life on other planets or where Noah’s arc is, please wait until you arrive (laughter). If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor.

Sermon: Having Victory in our Relationships / September 6, 2008


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